The President has the Secret Service, and they have the Sport Utility Vehicle of Death.
Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV in a Presidential or VIP motorcade are? You know the ones with blacked windows that no one gets in or out of…?Wonder no more. They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini guns. They fire over 4,000 rounds per minute. The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing.
In the immortal words of Stephen Baldwin, “Oswald was a fag.”
He would have been a perforated fag if these guys had been watching Kennedy’s ass.