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3,000 Kills with a Donkey’s Jaw: The Bible at its Badass-est

Posted in culture with tags , on December 19, 2007 by mrbitterness

Samson was one fierce dude.

If I recall, this battle happens shortly after the Philistine king locked him with chains to the two biggest pillars in the castle.

So Samson pulled down the whole castle to escape. Long as he steered clear of the stylist, dude could beat up anybody he felt needed it.

hat tip bamapachyderm.

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Why you shouldn’t mess with the PUSA

Posted in fun with tags , , on December 15, 2007 by mrbitterness

The President has the Secret Service, and they have the Sport Utility Vehicle of Death.

From Ace of Spades HQ

Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV in a Presidential or VIP motorcade are? You know the ones with blacked windows that no one gets in or out of…?Wonder no more. They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini guns. They fire over 4,000 rounds per minute. The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing.

So awesome.

In the immortal words of Stephen Baldwin, “Oswald was a fag.”

He would have been a perforated fag if these guys had been watching Kennedy’s ass.