for the record: a response to Stuff White People Like #79
for the record: while I am, admittedly, a Person of Pallor, I have never sought or owned an uncomfortable piece of furniture designed by a famous architect. Nor have I, even briefly, browsed the pages of Ikea, much less bought any faux-authentic, quasi-folksy home decor.
I get most of my furniture from an exclusive, multibrand boutique called Faith Rescue Mission. Poor kids eat, junkies get clean, the halfway house guys have someone to hawk furniture to, and I’ve got a uber-comfy 1.5 ton plaid sofa, like new, except that spatter pattern on the left side.
“Rosey” swears it’s ketchup; he’ll even knock off $15 bucks, no tip!