Reasons I’m a Fredhead
I’m at work today, so technically I’m supposed to be doing local-media types of stuff, like talking to an investigator about the female skeleton they found down by Lake Jordan in July (just got inconclusive results back from forensics, if you’re curious).
But I’m also feeling a little bitter today, and my alter-ego is kicking me in the kidneys like a pissed-off fetus. So with little time to write up my own reasons for supporting Fred Dalton Thompson, I thought I’d just steal the ones from IMAO. Well, not steal, appropriate.
Attribution is the sincerest form of plagiarism, or something like that.
You might be a Fredhead if……you blame America last.
…you kinda like it when terrorists are made uncomfortable.
…you think that today’s serious foreign policy issues will take more than hillbilly charm and naiveté to handle.
…you suspect the Iran might actually be up to something.
…you prefer movies where American troops are the good guys.
…you think a Senate majority leader who constantly tells us how things are doomed while a war is still ongoing needs a good bitch-slapping.
…you think it’s great if a murderer finds God, but that doesn’t mean he should be let out of prison.
…you think America’s sovereignty is kinda important.