Indie Rock has run out of names
I agree with quite a few of his choices, but the choice for number one had me scratching my ba- um, head. There does appear to be some evidence of a true danger to America, both at home and abroad.
We are running dangerously low on names for rock and roll bands. There will be no more original combinations of common nouns and verbs, leaving the Next Big Thing to pull proper names and adjectives out of a hat:
Antonio Kremlin, The Mad Wisconsins, or Ted the Musical.